Hello readers!
The reviews will be back to normal next weekend. My work blew up this weekend (yes, I have a job--I don't just sit around watching B-movies 24/7, though I sometimes wish I could), and the Syfy movie I was thinking of reviewing turned out to be a little too competent to qualify for the blog.
On the bright side, Syfy is having a Shark Movie Day today, including Sharktopus! If you have some time this afternoon, check it out!
Without further ado, here's a recap of the gloriously stinky Omen series...
MOST UNINTENTIONALLY HILARIOUS INSTALLMENT
5. The Omen (1976)
4. The Omen (2006)
3. The Omen III: The Final Conflict
2. Damien: Omen II
And the winner is...
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| The clowns and New Age put this one on top. |
WORST DAMIEN
4-5. Sam Neill/Asia Vieira (tie)
3. Seamus Davey-Fitzpatrick
2. Harvey Stephens
And the winner is....
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| Jonathan Scott-Taylor, AKA "Desolate One, Jr." |
STUPIDEST SATANIC KILLING METHOD
The Omen (1976): Beheaded by glass plate truck
Damien: Omen II: Sliced in half by Elevator of Doom
Omen III: The Final Conflict: The super-elaborate gun suicide setup, dreamed up by a Rottweiler
Omen IV: The Awakening: Beaned by Hell's Wrecking Ball
The Omen (2006): Death by excessive symbolism
The stupidest of all: Elevator of Doom
MOST OVERUSED SYMBOL
The Omen (1976): Rottweilers
Damien: Omen II: Raven
Omen III: The Final Conflict: Nothing in particular
Omen IV: The Awakening: Upside-down crosses
The Omen (2006): The color red
The most overused of all: Omen IV, for the upside-down crosses
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| "Thank you for tuning into the Omen series on Vitamin B-Movies!" |
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